Thursday, December 17, 2009

Christmas? Blah!

Ok so yeah I know I haven't been on in a while. I really have been busy trying to get all the shopping done and plans taken care of and all that shit. UGH! kristin and I have been to Wal-Mart more times than I can count in the past few weeks is a nightmare. I swear Christmas was invented by the stores to get ppl to shop and go retarded nuts on all the not so deals they have. Anyway just thought I would take a few minutes to update everyone on the fact that yes I am still alive Though I may end up offing some ppl if I have to shop again anytime soon....lol j/k Seriously though how do ppl expect me to be nice when everyone out there in the stores are mean and rude and just beg ppl to punch them in the toe? Ok all have a great night and try to stay calm, I know it's difficult but we will make it through the holidays (I HOPE). Love to my family!!!!!!1

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Ready for Christmas shopping!

Well t'is the season for SHOPPING!
I'm ready I love shopping for other people. I should be able to finish up all my shopping in one day. Bill gets paid this week 3 whole checks devoted to useless items I love to buy people...lol. Ever wonder what people really think when you buy them stupid little items you know they have no use for? I don't I buy it anyway and give the stuff with a smile. I love the fact that in their head they thought they deserved better from me or something...OK So what if I am EVIL? I buy everyone who means something to me nice stuff but for all the people who pretend to be family they get the craziest things from me....MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wow I'm all better now I think my bi-polar left....I hope. Well I have been sick since before Thanksgiving, and finally took my dumb ass to the doctor. I have a kidney infection a bad one at that. I feel like shit! I'm taking the antibiotics and will eventually get better. Stormy has an ear infection (damn infections) and I didn't even notice. She has not been complaining about it or anything. I guess she is gonna be as stubborn as me and Bill. Oh well...we rock so shall she

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I am really looking forward to Christmas this year! Bill and I decided that in the whole spirit of saving our marriage we should surprise each other with a gift. This both intrigues me and scares me. Bill can be a little bit of an air head. I am going to take him to get a tattoo. He has been wanting one for so long that I think it is time. Oh and his NIPPLES (lmfao) are getting pierced the week of Christmas so he does not have to go to work the day it gets done. This is hilarious...anyone who knows my husband knows he has issues with his nipples. Before anyone asks no they are not deformed. They are EXTREMELY sensitive and this just tickles me to the max!! He is going to scream like a little girl and he thinks his nips could cut glass now...HAHAHAH wait till they have cold metal rings in them.

Ok well maybe I was not finished being evil. But seriously that is some funny shit and I personally can not wait to watch. We have a posse going just to watch. Its great! So with all this said and all that discussed I am outty for the night. Gotta get my rest and feel better.

****CAUSE****


WE ARE TAKING MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE EVERYTHING AND STUFF TO THE BOAT THIS WEEKEND FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!!!!!



Happy Birthday my Tara.
We will make sure you have a great time.
I PROMISE!
I love you!

Well that's all for now. I will post pics of Birthday girl at the boat!